So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
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Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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