brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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