no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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