im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
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Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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