Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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