please come you make the beer taste better
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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