Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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