Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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