I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
The power of my boobs compel you
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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