she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
please come you make the beer taste better
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Randomize
