Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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