Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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