Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
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you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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