Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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