So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
where does the pee come out of this thing
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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