It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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