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Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Im part way to drunk.
Your penis caused this!
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