Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
