I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
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Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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