I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
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I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
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He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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