It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
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Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
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my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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