Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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