He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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