I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
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when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
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Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
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She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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