She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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