Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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