he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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