Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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