this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
The feeling are messing with the penis
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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