i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
