I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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