I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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