Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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