All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
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Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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