thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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