Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
3pm strippers are depressing
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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