you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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