Who did Billy Mays play for?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
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I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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