Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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