How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
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The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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