we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
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I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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