I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
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