Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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