i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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