his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
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I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
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It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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