There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
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don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
Randomize