D3 body, D1 cock
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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