But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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