apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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