I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
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I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees