I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
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Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
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So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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