She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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