My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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