You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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