In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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