Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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