Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
It's shark week go big or go home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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